Tuesday, December 21, 2021

Order In The Court...! Session About To Resume...




The one and only legal advice I will ever dispense here:
NEVER MISS A CHANCE TO SUE THEM BASTARDS!
Hey - if they were dumb enough to leave themselves
wide open for it...!

Sempre Por O Melhor
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Saturday, April 25, 2020

SUE = HER!


Say what you will, 
this dame has got guts alright! 
Must be tons of fun 
talking literature, Tinseltown 
and the tumultuous, oddball 
storied love affair between the two 
over the decades...!!! 

Happy B-Day, 
Sue


Wednesday, July 25, 2018

Kitty Kat Got Told... No




HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Saturday, June 3, 2017

Famous Cases In The Music Industry...


Led Zeppelin - yeah, the mighty LED ZEP itself - 
allegedly stole the intro to their fabled 
Stairway To Heaven... HEAVEN... 
from this track: SPIRIT by Taurus! 



''LITIGATION!'' 
(why do I feel like singing it to the tune of SABOTAGE now...?)
(NOOOOO - must... resist... urge to! 
It's another lawsuit waiting to happen!!!) 





Even one of my all-time faves - Men At Work - 
stood accused of plagiarism (not merely influence, no) 
for their time-honored classic DOWN UNDER! 





OTHER FAMOUS CASES:





THE LINES... ARE BLURRED ALRIGHT! 



OH NO - NOT KATY TOO!



COWBOY BEBOP...?




UPDATE - FROM THE FUTURE: GAGA TOO!!! 





THE CASE OF A CREEP VERSUS A CREEPETTE 







... THAT IS THE QUESTION!





...AND KATY LOST
*CRY* *SNIFFLE* *CRY* 




INNOCENT OR GUILTY... YUP - 
that is the question! 




Mark and BRUNO are serial offenders - ALLEGEDLY... 




now this one is just one of those for DEFAMATION cases... 
NO BIGGIE! (Another update, incidentally - 
from the far-flung, very chaotic - heck, it's 
getting to be cauchemardesque around here - 
FUTURE...!!!) 

Sue me - willya?


Monday, June 6, 2016

SUE *THEM* - SOMEBODY!

YEAH! 

SOMEBODY SHOULD SUE THESE PEEPS 
- A.S.A.P. 


SUE THAT A$$ - FOR BEING TOO SHAPELY! 


SUE THIS ONE ALREADY - FOR BLASPHEMY!!! 


SAME FOR THIS ONE!!! 



SUE THESE GUYS FOR 
MISREPRESENTATION 
FALSIFICATION 
AND OUTRIGHT IGNORANCE!!! 


SUE THE MORONS WHO WILL 
TRY AND MERCHANDISE 
ANYTHING... ANYONE... AT ANY GIVEN TIME!!! 



JUST DO IT! 
JUSTICE CAN STILL BE SERVED! 




Saturday, March 14, 2015

Well... SOMEBODY Wants To Sue... Taber?!?

It's not Taber's Truths now - is it? Cannot be!!! 
Of course, it is not T T ...!
Some surprisingly conservative turn 
(even for Canada) 
on the part of legislators up north 
has placed the town of 
Taber, Alberta, Canada 
on the map, all of a sudden...

And that has subsequently led the kids there 
to call upon good ol' Kevin Bacon -of all people- 
to save their... ah... bacon? 


As if Kev was some sort of Obi-Wan of profanity...! 

The situation in Taber mirrors quite strangely 
the retrograde climate that made up the entire scenario 
of that unlikely sleeper hit flick, Footloose, it is true... 
But to imagine that an over-the-hill actor 
can help in any way...

Is it a worthy cause, anyway? 
''Defend the right to swear in public'' - eh? 
No - it is not necessary! 
For it is not a question of free speech at all: 
more like a question of decency! 
It should be obvious to all media 
wasting time reporting this trivial bit of news
(as it is to me who is blogging about it!)

And not Bacon nor all the twists and turns 
his (pedi?) degrees can take 
will help those pesky brats up north now...!

THE CURFEW IS ON!