I should sue...

YAHOO! Not for revoking our sacrosanct right to have free webpages with all the latest tools (via GeoCities) and not for taking away their silly little 360` thingie from us (Anderson Cooper can have the monopoly on that - see if I care! NO ONE BUT GOD TRULY SEES THINGS IN THE FULL SCOPE - got it, Cooper queer? But I am digressing...)

No, sir - I think I want to sue Yahoo for daring to put an astronomical amount of nonsense so-called "news" on-par with much more serious news items - heck, it prioritizes the fluff over the truly serious items!

AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE STILL; Yahoo's pathetic advertizing makes my cranky computer cringe in frustration - freezing the pesky old thing for a whole two minutes or more, in the worst-case event! AND WHAT ARE THE DAMN ADS FOR?!? I'll tell you what they're about, pal! THE DAMNABLE BMO - THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE ABOUT!!!

"BMO SmartSteps"

"Do Better With Your Money"

"Visit a branch today!"

Damn sure I will - TO COMPLAIN!!!
What manner of viral attack/publicity is this, HUH?!?
And what terminator-type of CYBERDYNE technology do you use that, each time your little damnable "video" is set to start upon my DARING to access some damn (allegedly only) news page on Yahoo, IT FREEZES MY COMPUTER AND NEARLY EVERYTHING ELSE THAT I HAVE RUNNING ON IT AT THE TIME... HUH?!?

THE DAMN ADS ARE EVEN PART OF THE INBOX NOW - AAARRRGGHHH!!!

It takes me forever to even read ONE SINGLE E-MAIL...!!!

And don't any of your smarta$$ reps or kindhearted clerks EVEN THINK of simply telling me "you should get a new computer, then, sir; can we interest you in a LOAN, perhaps?" - OR I WILL LOSE IT!!!

And if you want my opinion (and it's damn sure you do; you're still reading this angry blog - aren't you?) the BMO is the world's worst bank, for MY MONEY!!!

HA HA - get it, BMO ho?