Order In The Court...! Session About To Resume...

The one and only legal advice I will ever dispense here:
NEVER MISS A CHANCE TO SUE THEM BASTARDS!
Hey - if they were dumb enough to leave themselves
wide open for it...!

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SUE = HER!

Say what you will, 

this dame has got guts alright! 

Must be tons of fun 

talking literature, Tinseltown 

and the tumultuous, oddball 

storied love affair between the two 

over the decades...!!! 

Happy B-Day, 

Sue! 

Songs To The Key Of A Lawsuit

Kitty Kat Got Told... No

Can you own a shape? Kit Kat loses its 16-year battle to trademark a four-fingered wafer bar at top EU court https://t.co/CI8XIU4wxz

— BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) July 25, 2018

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Famous Cases In The Music Industry...

Led Zeppelin - yeah, the mighty LED ZEP itself - 

allegedly stole the intro to their fabled 

Stairway To Heaven... HEAVEN... 

from this track: SPIRIT by Taurus! 

''LITIGATION!'' 

(why do I feel like singing it to the tune of SABOTAGE now...?)

(NOOOOO - must... resist... urge to! 

It's another lawsuit waiting to happen!!!) 

Even one of my all-time faves - Men At Work - 

stood accused of plagiarism (not merely influence, no) 

for their time-honored classic DOWN UNDER! 

OTHER FAMOUS CASES:

THE LINES... ARE BLURRED ALRIGHT! 

OH NO - NOT KATY TOO!

COWBOY BEBOP...?

UPDATE - FROM THE FUTURE: GAGA TOO!!! 

THE CASE OF A CREEP VERSUS A CREEPETTE 

... THAT IS THE QUESTION!

...AND KATY LOST! 

*CRY* *SNIFFLE* *CRY* 

INNOCENT OR GUILTY... YUP - 

that is the question! 

Mark and BRUNO are serial offenders - ALLEGEDLY... 

now this one is just one of those for DEFAMATION cases... 

NO BIGGIE! (Another update, incidentally - 

from the far-flung, very chaotic - heck, it's 

getting to be cauchemardesque around here - 

FUTURE...!!!) 

Sue me - willya?

SUE *THEM* - SOMEBODY!

YEAH! 

SOMEBODY SHOULD SUE THESE PEEPS 

- A.S.A.P. 

SUE THAT A$$ - FOR BEING TOO SHAPELY! 

SUE THIS ONE ALREADY - FOR BLASPHEMY!!! 

SAME FOR THIS ONE!!! 

SUE THESE GUYS FOR 

MISREPRESENTATION 

FALSIFICATION 

AND OUTRIGHT IGNORANCE!!! 

SUE THE MORONS WHO WILL 

TRY AND MERCHANDISE 

ANYTHING... ANYONE... AT ANY GIVEN TIME!!! 

JUST DO IT! 

JUSTICE CAN STILL BE SERVED! 

Well... SOMEBODY Wants To Sue... Taber?!?

It's not Taber's Truths now - is it? Cannot be!!! 

Of course, it is not T T ...!

Some surprisingly conservative turn 

(even for Canada) 

on the part of legislators up north 

has placed the town of 

Taber, Alberta, Canada 

on the map, all of a sudden...

And that has subsequently led the kids there 

to call upon good ol' Kevin Bacon -of all people- 

to save their... ah... bacon? 

As if Kev was some sort of Obi-Wan of profanity...! 

The situation in Taber mirrors quite strangely 

the retrograde climate that made up the entire scenario 

of that unlikely sleeper hit flick, Footloose, it is true... 

But to imagine that an over-the-hill actor 

can help in any way...

Is it a worthy cause, anyway? 

''Defend the right to swear in public'' - eh? 

No - it is not necessary! 

For it is not a question of free speech at all: 

more like a question of decency! 

It should be obvious to all media 

wasting time reporting this trivial bit of news

(as it is to me who is blogging about it!)

And not Bacon nor all the twists and turns 

his (pedi?) degrees can take 

will help those pesky brats up north now...!

THE CURFEW IS ON!