WHAT IF YOU HAD SUED?

As they asked once, in one of the few "not-as-bad-as-the-rest" sketches on a particularly dismal season of SNL lore, "you don't want to tell yourself 'I should have sued' - do you?"

So many turds-and-tards out there DESERVE so richly TO BE SUED!

I, myself, can state that it is with MUCH REGRET that I have failed to sue quite a lot of people over the years...

The only saving grace I have is that suing most of them would have yielded nothing much at all: because they had and are worth nothing much at all either!

I believe it is the very same reason why my many adversaries have avoided suing ME over the exact same timespan: they estimate that I cannot be taken for much because I am not rich.

My riches, of course, are of another order entirely: for it is the LUMINOUS WAY to amass riches where they will not falter nor spoil - amassing them in the Heavens indeed, instead of any earthly stash of material goods (whether it is collecting interest or not.)

And I hate dirtying myself anyway: so why would I want anything to do with the dirtiest thing on Earth - MONEY?

No, my friends and unfriends; I am not one to be sued...!

Materialistic selfish pieces of crap: now THOSE can and SHOULD BE SUED!

For all that they're ALLEGEDLY worth too - of course.

That is what we shall explore herein, in the months to come...

And, oh yeah, before I forget: THE theme song for this blog and umpteenth addition to the TLB PRIME NETWORK simply has got to be SUSSUDIO by the venerable Phil Collins.

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And everyone I blow apart herein henceforth will thus be labelled a SUSSUIDIOT.

No offense, Phil! DON'T SUE ME NOW - NOOOOOOO!!!

*lol*