I should sue...

A WHOLE LOT OF ASSHOLES! 

Like the morons who thought it made sense
to change a whole lot of two-way streets
(which have been this way for years - years!)
into one-way streets... like, overnight!?
Well, it sure as hell felt like it was overnight to ME;
what am I supposed to do here - keep a breast of all
that those lousy, good-for-nothing elected officials
are planning as totally unnecessary changes
to the urban landscape that I have known that way
and am still getting used to - that way -
while I am toiling hard here so hard yeah 
for every last virtual penny that is coming
my way - or towards the trusty ol' bank account...!

I swear ya, I swear ya...
I'm feeling like David Wilcox here!

Or -outright- like Rodney. 

Okay - sue the YouTube uploader there; 

we want more than just the catch phrase here! 

And we shall have it:  

... which brings us to the next 

(sore) subject/category of 

morons to sue... 

Anyone who ever disrespected ME - 

yeah you... blabbermouth JERK! 

You know who you are...! 

Or, rather, you only think that you do... 

You dared to make fun of me... eh? 

You laughed at me... 

actually made fun of me!?

HUH? 

Well look at you now... 

A has-been... still a wannabee... 

Or worse still: an ever-so ephemeral, 

blink-and-you-miss-it 

flash-in-the-pan 

USED-TO-BE 

FOR ALL OF TWO SECONDS 

IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS! 

Bet you don't even know 

how to surf the web 

in order to find THIS...!!! 

which is GOOD, actually - see; 

that way, I have quite exactly zero chances of getting SUED 

(which would be quite the travesty of justice 

and revolting turn of events as it is...!!!) 

as I purposefully leave out your names... 

since I am doing it, you see, MY WAY...! 

Alas all this is still too damn close to the way I do it 

on my other blog; y'know... the LAMBASTING one! 

I am not about to leave me wide open to get sued 

by jerks/bastards/morons/nincompoops/neanderthals 

that have slighted me in the past - on top of that!!! 

We wanna get litigious? 

We do it the luminous way: we sue! 

We don't get sued!!! 

Although I am reticent to give any wad of cash 

to just about any pettifogger whatsoever - 

in order to get going there... 

But I digress... 

I should sue...

THE 13! 

Now to select which 

thirteen that truly is...

Reasons to sue vary wildly 

-there are, at least, thirteen- 

and whether "we got a case" 

(or thirteen cases - yeah) 

is not for sure at all... 

Just be glad I picked 

a Sunday the 13th 

(not Friday the 13th) 

to, ah, explore the possibilities 

and opportunities... here! 

You never want to say 

"I should have sued" 

after all... eh? 

I should sue...

SUPERSTITION! 

See - it causes all sorts of mischief 

AND 

it begat... all of the following: 

I'll take the 13th... 

it's for a gift! 

We Should Sue... Peggy Sue!

...for having failed so badly to truly live up 

to the great legacy... of Buddy!

Buddy Holly wouldn't have sued - I know. 

Can't believe Peggy Lee never did though!

Let's Sue... The Dirty Dozen!

We HATE the army, y'know... 

... not all that fond of workouts either... 

... THIS GUY alone deserves to be sued - 

for setting such a caloric-rich BAD example 

- for breakfast!!! 

... SEE??? 

Let's sue the Brass Band too, while we're at it - 

they're making too much noise!!! 

And the dozen clones (... DC's...!!!) 

from Seattle, too...!!!  

That should be enough work for 12 

pettifoggers from any dime-a-dozen law firm 

out there...!!! 

Yup! 

Sue YT - For Libel!

What could possibly be more compromising than having one of these videos amidst your perfectly lyrical, musical playlist courtesy of YouTube?

I mean - I don't know what is truly worse: this or that!
(And never mind when they do this to you!)

It just boggles the psyche - er, mind, that is - that they would put such messages in place, as if to incriminate the uploader AND viewers of whatever videos it may be...!

Granted - if you uploaded compromising pictures of yourself like, I don't know, say Tony of NY did, that would take the cake

I swear to you, those square-faced "sorry smileys" with their "embarrassed/we messed up" goofy look all over their smirks - I can't stand them anymore!!!

Having one of those show up is not only annoying and embarrassing indeed - it is a case of libel, I tell you. Because having these videos removed makes it seem that they were considerably worse than they are in truth - and it reflects terribly bad on you for having had them, once upon a time, as a part of your precious playlist!

I mean, the YT message clearly states that they took down the video because of their (self-sanctimonious) policy regarding nudity and/or sexual content - whoa! Peeps see this was part of your playlist, a perfectly innocent playlist (as it is lyrical, musical - fantasmagorical) and they will imagine the worst imagery possible, being unable to actually view the video any longer in order to actually judge for themselves what it really was all about, due to the simple fact that YouTube took it down already!

So, this looks bad - on you! - not on YouTube! (Even YouTube's flaws show up crystal and painfully clear here, as such reprehensible material was allowed to be uploaded onto their site in the first place - but that will be overlooked by the common viewer in five seconds flat, I tell ya!)

YouTube is thus an accessory to making people look down on you, label you a "perv" or some other really detrimental and derogatory thing - and that should make YT accountable for something... right?!?

Just saying...!

;-)

Now THAT'S having

the holiday spirit!

;)

I THINK SANTA IS THE ONE
WHO IS SUING NEXT...
FROSTY SEEMS SIMPLY... HAPPY!
HAPPY... TO EXIST!
MAYBE HE IS THE BETTER EXAMPLE, EH?