I should sue...

THE 13! 

Now to select which 

thirteen that truly is...

Reasons to sue vary wildly 

-there are, at least, thirteen- 

and whether "we got a case" 

(or thirteen cases - yeah) 

is not for sure at all... 

Just be glad I picked 

a Sunday the 13th 

(not Friday the 13th) 

to, ah, explore the possibilities 

and opportunities... here! 

You never want to say 

"I should have sued" 

after all... eh? 

I should sue...

SUPERSTITION! 

See - it causes all sorts of mischief 

AND 

it begat... all of the following: 

I'll take the 13th... 

it's for a gift! 

We Should Sue... Peggy Sue!

...for having failed so badly to truly live up 

to the great legacy... of Buddy!

Buddy Holly wouldn't have sued - I know. 

Can't believe Peggy Lee never did though!