I should sue...

A WHOLE LOT OF ASSHOLES! 

Like the morons who thought it made sense
to change a whole lot of two-way streets
(which have been this way for years - years!)
into one-way streets... like, overnight!?
Well, it sure as hell felt like it was overnight to ME;
what am I supposed to do here - keep a breast of all
that those lousy, good-for-nothing elected officials
are planning as totally unnecessary changes
to the urban landscape that I have known that way
and am still getting used to - that way -
while I am toiling hard here so hard yeah 
for every last virtual penny that is coming
my way - or towards the trusty ol' bank account...!

I swear ya, I swear ya...
I'm feeling like David Wilcox here!

Or -outright- like Rodney. 

Okay - sue the YouTube uploader there; 

we want more than just the catch phrase here! 

And we shall have it:  

... which brings us to the next 

(sore) subject/category of 

morons to sue... 

Anyone who ever disrespected ME - 

yeah you... blabbermouth JERK! 

You know who you are...! 

Or, rather, you only think that you do... 

You dared to make fun of me... eh? 

You laughed at me... 

actually made fun of me!?

HUH? 

Well look at you now... 

A has-been... still a wannabee... 

Or worse still: an ever-so ephemeral, 

blink-and-you-miss-it 

flash-in-the-pan 

USED-TO-BE 

FOR ALL OF TWO SECONDS 

IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS! 

Bet you don't even know 

how to surf the web 

in order to find THIS...!!! 

which is GOOD, actually - see; 

that way, I have quite exactly zero chances of getting SUED 

(which would be quite the travesty of justice 

and revolting turn of events as it is...!!!) 

as I purposefully leave out your names... 

since I am doing it, you see, MY WAY...! 

Alas all this is still too damn close to the way I do it 

on my other blog; y'know... the LAMBASTING one! 

I am not about to leave me wide open to get sued 

by jerks/bastards/morons/nincompoops/neanderthals 

that have slighted me in the past - on top of that!!! 

We wanna get litigious? 

We do it the luminous way: we sue! 

We don't get sued!!! 

Although I am reticent to give any wad of cash 

to just about any pettifogger whatsoever - 

in order to get going there... 

But I digress...