I should sue...

THE 13! 

Now to select which 

thirteen that truly is...

Reasons to sue vary wildly 

-there are, at least, thirteen- 

and whether "we got a case" 

(or thirteen cases - yeah) 

is not for sure at all... 

Just be glad I picked 

a Sunday the 13th 

(not Friday the 13th) 

to, ah, explore the possibilities 

and opportunities... here! 

You never want to say 

"I should have sued" 

after all... eh?