Should Have Sued... Sinatra!!!

Post by Frank Sinatra.

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The chairman of the board...!  

(Or was it the ''bored''?  

For, I wonder still,  

which ''board'' was it, 

exactly...?)

Wasn't he always, like, taunting and goading us into doing just that anyway: "it's UP to YOU" he said - aaall the time - rrrrrright?!?

Aye, suing Frank for a variety of things would have been just the right thing to do alright: what, with the possible millions it would have raked in, what wonders we could have done with that, hmm?

Suing him for having wrought upon the world song after song that was only, in truth, but humming, rambling and mumbling, not singing. Suing him for this very song right here: about a town that is nothing more than a crime-infested rotten-to-the-core ''APPLE'' - the kind you really do NOT want to sink your teeth into - EVER. And he sang of it as if it was the greatest place to be on God's Green Earth - HA!!!

Suing him for having begotten Jr. there... (then again, we are much obliged for Ol' Blue Eyes having given us Nancy - though she waited far too long to do that Playboy spread there...! We love MILFs and GILFs but... Geez! There's a limit, woman! Some decency - please! At your age... Why couldn't you have succumbed and done it when you were sipping that Summer Wine instead - HUH? NOW... Sheesh! Leave it to our imagination and for your bedroom - and whoever you're sharing it with! But that's another story - not necessarily to sue for...!)

Finally, we should have sued Frank for those Rat Pack shenanigans, what he did to Peter Lawford afterwards and that insufferable arrogance of his... But his mob buds would have prevented us from suing, so...