Like the morons who thought it made sense
to change a whole lot of two-way streets
(which have been this way for years - years!)
into one-way streets... like, overnight!?
Well, it sure as hell felt like it was overnight to ME;
what am I supposed to do here - keep a breast of all
that those lousy, good-for-nothing elected officials
are planning as totallyunnecessary changes
to the urban landscape that I have known that way
and am still getting used to - thatway -
while I am toiling hard here so hard yeah
for every last virtual penny that is coming
my way - or towards the trusty ol' bank account...!
I swear ya, I swear ya...
I'm feeling like David Wilcox here!
Or -outright- like Rodney.
Okay - sue the YouTube uploader there;
we want more than just the catch phrase here!
And we shall have it:
... which brings us to the next
(sore) subject/category of
morons to sue...
Anyone who ever disrespected ME -
yeah you... blabbermouth JERK!
You know who you are...!
Or, rather, you only think that you do...
You dared to make fun of me... eh?
You laughed at me...
actually made fun of me!?
HUH?
Well look at you now...
A has-been... still a wannabee...
Or worse still: an ever-so ephemeral,
blink-and-you-miss-it
flash-in-the-pan
USED-TO-BE
FOR ALL OF TWO SECONDS
IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS!
Bet you don't even know
how to surf the web
in order to find THIS...!!!
which is GOOD, actually - see;
that way, I have quite exactly zero chances of getting SUED
(which would be quite the travesty of justice
and revolting turn of events as it is...!!!)
as I purposefully leave out your names...
since I am doing it, you see, MY WAY...!
Alas all this is still too damn close to the way I do it
on my other blog; y'know... the LAMBASTING one!
I am not about to leave me wide open to get sued
by jerks/bastards/morons/nincompoops/neanderthals
that have slighted me in the past - on top of that!!!
YAHOO! Not for revoking our sacrosanct right to have free webpages with all the latest tools (via GeoCities) and not for taking away their silly little 360` thingie from us (Anderson Cooper can have the monopoly on that - see if I care! NO ONE BUT GOD TRULY SEES THINGS IN THE FULL SCOPE - got it, Cooper queer? But I am digressing...)
No, sir - I think I want to sue Yahoo for daring to put an astronomical amount of nonsense so-called "news" on-par with much more serious news items - heck, it prioritizes the fluff over the truly serious items!
AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE STILL; Yahoo's pathetic advertizing makes my cranky computer cringe in frustration - freezing the pesky old thing for a whole two minutes or more, in the worst-case event! AND WHAT ARE THE DAMN ADS FOR?!? I'll tell you what they're about, pal! THE DAMNABLE BMO - THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE ABOUT!!!
"BMO SmartSteps"
"Do Better With Your Money"
"Visit a branch today!"
Damn sure I will - TOCOMPLAIN!!!
What manner of viral attack/publicity is this, HUH?!?
And what terminator-type of CYBERDYNE technology do you use that, each time your little damnable "video" is set to start upon my DARING to access some damn (allegedly only) news page on Yahoo, IT FREEZES MY COMPUTER AND NEARLY EVERYTHING ELSE THAT I HAVE RUNNING ON IT AT THE TIME... HUH?!?
THE DAMN ADS ARE EVEN PART OF THE INBOX NOW - AAARRRGGHHH!!!
It takes me forever to even read ONE SINGLE E-MAIL...!!!
And don't any of your smarta$$ reps or kindhearted clerks EVEN THINK of simply telling me "you should get a new computer, then, sir; can we interest you in a LOAN, perhaps?" - OR I WILL LOSE IT!!!
And if you want my opinion (and it's damn sure you do; you're still reading this angry blog - aren't you?) the BMO is the world's worst bank, for MY MONEY!!!
Born in the Age of Aquarius, destined to seek out truths in many an art form, trained as a historian and a journalist but truly a prose-lover... Luciano is out to dispel any clichés and reinvent them all both to the tune of a little something called the truth as also to his own image - and being old-fashioned, he does not mind that distinction one infinitesimal tiny bit at all...! "There are two ways to spread the light; be the candle... or the mirror that reflects It." I have chosen to be the latter... okay? ~*~
"To be not only a seeker of light... but a dream weaver of light" ~*~ For as surely as the moon reflects the light from the sun, you and I can reflect the Light from Above - and be, indeed, the light of this world! ~*~*~*~ NOTE: THERE ARE COOKIES ~ from at least three parties~ ON ALL OF MY BLOGS! ~*~ accept it!
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