SUE = HER!

Say what you will, 

this dame has got guts alright! 

Must be tons of fun 

talking literature, Tinseltown 

and the tumultuous, oddball 

storied love affair between the two 

over the decades...!!! 

Happy B-Day, 

Sue! 

Songs To The Key Of A Lawsuit

Kitty Kat Got Told... No

Can you own a shape? Kit Kat loses its 16-year battle to trademark a four-fingered wafer bar at top EU court https://t.co/CI8XIU4wxz

— BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) July 25, 2018

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Famous Cases In The Music Industry...

Led Zeppelin - yeah, the mighty LED ZEP itself - 

allegedly stole the intro to their fabled 

Stairway To Heaven... HEAVEN... 

from this track: SPIRIT by Taurus! 

''LITIGATION!'' 

(why do I feel like singing it to the tune of SABOTAGE now...?)

(NOOOOO - must... resist... urge to! 

It's another lawsuit waiting to happen!!!) 

Even one of my all-time faves - Men At Work - 

stood accused of plagiarism (not merely influence, no) 

for their time-honored classic DOWN UNDER! 

OTHER FAMOUS CASES:

THE LINES... ARE BLURRED ALRIGHT! 

OH NO - NOT KATY TOO!

COWBOY BEBOP...?

UPDATE - FROM THE FUTURE: GAGA TOO!!! 

THE CASE OF A CREEP VERSUS A CREEPETTE 

... THAT IS THE QUESTION!

...AND KATY LOST! 

*CRY* *SNIFFLE* *CRY* 

INNOCENT OR GUILTY... YUP - 

that is the question! 

Mark and BRUNO are serial offenders - ALLEGEDLY... 

now this one is just one of those for DEFAMATION cases... 

NO BIGGIE! (Another update, incidentally - 

from the far-flung, very chaotic - heck, it's 

getting to be cauchemardesque around here - 

FUTURE...!!!) 

Sue me - willya?

SUE *THEM* - SOMEBODY!

YEAH! 

SOMEBODY SHOULD SUE THESE PEEPS 

- A.S.A.P. 

SUE THAT A$$ - FOR BEING TOO SHAPELY! 

SUE THIS ONE ALREADY - FOR BLASPHEMY!!! 

SAME FOR THIS ONE!!! 

SUE THESE GUYS FOR 

MISREPRESENTATION 

FALSIFICATION 

AND OUTRIGHT IGNORANCE!!! 

SUE THE MORONS WHO WILL 

TRY AND MERCHANDISE 

ANYTHING... ANYONE... AT ANY GIVEN TIME!!! 

JUST DO IT! 

JUSTICE CAN STILL BE SERVED! 

Well... SOMEBODY Wants To Sue... Taber?!?

It's not Taber's Truths now - is it? Cannot be!!! 

Of course, it is not T T ...!

Some surprisingly conservative turn 

(even for Canada) 

on the part of legislators up north 

has placed the town of 

Taber, Alberta, Canada 

on the map, all of a sudden...

And that has subsequently led the kids there 

to call upon good ol' Kevin Bacon -of all people- 

to save their... ah... bacon? 

As if Kev was some sort of Obi-Wan of profanity...! 

The situation in Taber mirrors quite strangely 

the retrograde climate that made up the entire scenario 

of that unlikely sleeper hit flick, Footloose, it is true... 

But to imagine that an over-the-hill actor 

can help in any way...

Is it a worthy cause, anyway? 

''Defend the right to swear in public'' - eh? 

No - it is not necessary! 

For it is not a question of free speech at all: 

more like a question of decency! 

It should be obvious to all media 

wasting time reporting this trivial bit of news

(as it is to me who is blogging about it!)

And not Bacon nor all the twists and turns 

his (pedi?) degrees can take 

will help those pesky brats up north now...!

THE CURFEW IS ON!

Should Have Sued... Sinatra!!!

Post by Frank Sinatra.

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The chairman of the board...!  

(Or was it the ''bored''?  

For, I wonder still,  

which ''board'' was it, 

exactly...?)

Wasn't he always, like, taunting and goading us into doing just that anyway: "it's UP to YOU" he said - aaall the time - rrrrrright?!?

Aye, suing Frank for a variety of things would have been just the right thing to do alright: what, with the possible millions it would have raked in, what wonders we could have done with that, hmm?

Suing him for having wrought upon the world song after song that was only, in truth, but humming, rambling and mumbling, not singing. Suing him for this very song right here: about a town that is nothing more than a crime-infested rotten-to-the-core ''APPLE'' - the kind you really do NOT want to sink your teeth into - EVER. And he sang of it as if it was the greatest place to be on God's Green Earth - HA!!!

Suing him for having begotten Jr. there... (then again, we are much obliged for Ol' Blue Eyes having given us Nancy - though she waited far too long to do that Playboy spread there...! We love MILFs and GILFs but... Geez! There's a limit, woman! Some decency - please! At your age... Why couldn't you have succumbed and done it when you were sipping that Summer Wine instead - HUH? NOW... Sheesh! Leave it to our imagination and for your bedroom - and whoever you're sharing it with! But that's another story - not necessarily to sue for...!)

Finally, we should have sued Frank for those Rat Pack shenanigans, what he did to Peter Lawford afterwards and that insufferable arrogance of his... But his mob buds would have prevented us from suing, so...